Highest Paid Actors: You Paid Handsomely for Spielberg and Ford to Bugger Your Childhood

Forbes lists Hollywood’s top ten earning actors for 2008. In order: “Harrison Ford, Adam Sandler, Will Smith, Eddie Murphy, Nicolas Cage, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Jim Carrey, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp.” Eddie Murphy at four?!? American moviegoers, you have no one to blame but yourselves, and your horrible, horrible taste.