>> Sometimes, it’s easy to forget about who the true heroes are. Yes: they’re the people who create bacon salt, the zero calorie, vegetarian, kosher seasoning salt that makes everything taste like bacon. And they have a blog.

I love America. And also xkcd. (h/t Christine)

>> I know you’re trying to be charitable here, but - I just don’t trust any list of “Healthy Restaurants” which actually includes Denny’s. Just because they tell you how many Grand Slams you can eat to have a sudden stroke on the premises doesn’t make them healthier, you know.