What Sanford's Affair Means for Republicans

June 24, 2009

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford today admitted to having an extended affair with an Argentinian woman, and announced his resignation from the Chairmanship of the Republican Governor’s Association, effectively ending his political prospects for higher office.

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Gov. Sanford Returns From Buenos Aires, Miraculously Unharmed, a Golden Halo About His Head

June 24, 2009

South Carolina has its Governor back: “Gov. Mark Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina, he said. Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian Trail, as his staff said in a Tuesday statement to the media.” Major upgrade, dude.

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Greatest Taxpayer Idiocy Ever: NIH Spends 400K to Find Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

June 24, 2009

The National Institutes of Health is actually a superb organization, with a lot of useful studies. But this one strikes us as the apex of idiocy. Spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to find out why men ages 18 to 24 dislike wearing condoms is like studying why children prefer chocolate cake to bread.

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Regardless What Comes Next, Iran's Regime Will Never Be The Same

June 24, 2009

The underlying threat to the Islamic Republic “is the fracturing of its ruling elite. It was the unity established by Ayatollah Khomeini that allowed the regime to dominate the Iranian people for almost 30 years. Now that unity has been shattered: The people who created the institutions of priestly rule are destroying their authority.”

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President Dismisses "Non-Expert" Bioethics Council Members, Will Stack the Council Properly

June 24, 2009

Peter Lawler writes on his dismissal: “I was assured that ‘President Obama recognizes the value of having a commission of experts in bioethical issues to provide objective and non-ideological bioethics advice to his Administration.’” In other words, let’s fire all the people who don’t agree with me, then have the rest give advice.

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Obama's Press Conference Lovefests Officially Over: Planted Questions, Shouting Reporters

June 24, 2009

President Obama may still be basking in the affections of most of the mainstream media and an approval rating solidly in the 50s, but the White House Press Corps is getting tired of all this “we’ve been perfectly consistent” talk. “Before I ask my question, I wonder if you could actually answer David’s?” Aw, snap.

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Federal Reserve Move Today: Someone's Going to be Surprised

June 24, 2009

On today’s anticipated Fed decision: “Although many spectators like to leave sporting events early to avoid traffic on the way home, the Federal Reserve plans to sit in its seat — and keep its options open — until it is certain that the economy is out of the woods.” Back to reality, here’s gravity.

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Uncle Sam Enters the Great Nanny State Debate

June 23, 2009

From President Barack Obama’s first hour in office, he has been urging the American people to shape up. “The time has come to set aside childish things,” the president said, quoting the Bible in his inaugural address. In his own words, he called for “a new era of responsibility.”

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White House Claims Obama's Cairo Speech Inspired Iran Uprising

June 23, 2009

This is the most despicable, self-serving, and arrogant spin I’ve seen yet from this White House, and that’s saying something. Obama gave a speech, and suddenly the people of Iran discovered that they’re being ruled by tyrants? Never mind that two weeks passed between the speech and the uprising, and that the very obvious trigger […]

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Iranian Student Pleads With World on CNN

June 23, 2009

John Roberts: What is the scene like on the streets? Are there more demonstrators out there on the streets? Or is it much quieter than it has been in recent days? Mohammad: Hello. Actually I participated in Saturday’s demonstrations in parts of Tehran. What I saw, I saw thousands of security officers that tried to […]

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