When We Heard "Beer Summit With Joe Biden," We Thought It'd Be A Lot More Fun, Entertaining

We’d like to know what happened after Gates and Crowley drank beer with POTUS and VPOTUS. One of our guesses: “Gates got escorted into the White House by Obama for a stylish dinner and a night in the Lincoln Bedroom. Crowley got stuffed into Seat 25B on the next shuttle flight back to Boston.” Anyone?