The Man Wall: Furniture That Would Make a Eunuch a Man Again

Hello, beautiful. “1200-watt Panasonic home theater with integrated speakers and wireless surround units, two 25-cigar humidors with gauges, 32-bottle wine rack, microwave, live 7-foot sports ticker at the top with built-in computer, full-size kegerator with tap, iPod docking station, DVD player, the ability to control it all via a single remote control.”