Kevin Jonas Breaks Hearts: One Less Brother For Your Tweenage Daughter To Marry

We don’t get why, but expect the announcement that Kevin Jonas had proposed to his longtime (former hairdresser) Jersey girlfriend — “She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row,” according to this 21 year old musician — to prompt wailing, a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, and extensive LiveJournaling.