Megan Fox Breaks the Hearts of a Million NASCAR Fans

In an interview overseas, Transformers starlet Megan Fox intones that, if she could bend the ear of the villainous robot Megatron, she’d ask that “instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?” Here’s a clue, Megan: they’re called “moviegoers.”