Gov. Sanford Returns From Buenos Aires, Miraculously Unharmed, a Golden Halo About His Head

South Carolina has its Governor back: “Gov. Mark Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina, he said. Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian Trail, as his staff said in a Tuesday statement to the media.” Major upgrade, dude.