Welcome to Obama’s Oval Office

by Benjamin Domenech on 10:55 am August 31, 2010


Welcome to Obama’s Oval Office, highlighting the cutting-edge policies and furnishing selections of 1978!

Take a load off in our comfy Barcaloungers. Forget all your worries and embrace the relaxation of bland mediocrity in color and form. Why choose between blue and red when you can have den-room tan-beige corduroy? Good taste doesn’t demand decision-making — it just is. We recommend you throw up your feet on the formica faux-marble coffee table, sink back into the luxuriant couch — yes, that’s real velour! — and take a nice long nap. If you drool a little, it won’t even show!

Oh, and if you’re looking for a president, we’re all out at the moment — please come back in two years.

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