Al Roker Recognizes Heidi and Spencer's Unholy Union as Another Sign of Coming Apocalypse

You know it’s sad when the only one left to listen to you whine is Ryan Seacrest: “Was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we were gonna get Matt Lauer. We were thrown off that the weatherman was trying to talk to Speidi.” The world’s dumbest fake couple rolls on toward victory, damnation, Gotterdammerung.