Mosquito Coast in Real Life: Somali Pirates Capture Family Fleeing Consumerism

French citizens (and bloggers) Chloé and Florent Lemaçon their son three year old son Colin are captured by Somali pirates as they flee the evils of consumerism for pirate infested waters. “In France, officials expressed fury over the couple’s failure to avoid waters in which 15 crews were taken hostage last month alone.” Ransom demanded.