Former CNN Anchor Joins The Onion: Fake News More Popular, Less Scary Than Real News

Former CNN anchor Bobbie Battista takes over an online anchor job with ONN, The Onion News Network. Batista had recently criticized her former employer for cutting back on actual reporting, particularly internationally – but with the current downturn in old media, it isn’t long until you’ll be streaming SyFy Presents: Dan Rather’s Battlestar Galactica Hour.